Friday, August 23, 2002

The Top 5 Reasons the band Rush never makes top 5 lists

5. Around the time music "Artists" stopped playing instruments, music critics stopped using the dictionary to look up big words.

4. There aren't any hot girls in Rush videos.

3. No Rush song has ever been used to sell beer, cars, or computers.

2. No member of Rush has posed for Playgirl, starred in a movie, or been People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

And the number one reason Rush never makes top 5 lists:

1. When "industry polls" are collected for various awards, the only people who fill them out are either in rehab or shopping their demo to get a deal after being dropped. All the working musicians are too busy, well, working, to vote for Rush.

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